As Lubos Motl, always a bulwark of sanity and rationality against the mouth-foaming lunacy of the eco-fascists, comments:
Is there any exaggeration in the movie at all? Maybe, the climate alarmists really want to scare the ordinary people to death - make them think that they will be killed if they openly display the skepticism. What will you do, the ordinary people? Are you scared? Well, believe me, children would surely be scared.
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Jamie Glover, a boy who was the first male to explode in the video, was told that he had to be sacrificed to save the world. What did he say afterwards?
Jamie Glover, the child-actor who plays the part of Philip and gets blown up, has similarly few qualms: "I was very happy to get blown up to save the world." The public reaction to the film will be fascinating - please add yours below.
You see that there's no qualitative difference in their methods of brainwashing of the children between the greens and the conventional Islamic jidhadists. They're ready to sacrifice their life for the "highest value". Compare Jamie's answer with the Arabic hit song, "When We Die As Martyrs".
So what can we climate realists do to protect us from this mad plan of annihilation? For starters, we can observe that the victims were made exploding by something planted inside their bodies. Thus, we climate realists and martyrs for Truth must prevent the alarmists from putting anything inside our body cavities. We can achieve this by taking the following precautionary steps:
- Do not eat anything cooked by an alarmist. To be on the safe side, only eat meat because alarmists don't like to cook meat.
- Do not have any sexual intercourse with any alarmist, in particular not involving any kinds of "toys" that can be inserted into any of your orifices.
- Make sure to protect yourself while you are sleeping, lest the alarmists sneak into your bed room and put explosives in your mouth. I recommend covering your face in tin foil. It makes a noise when the alarmists try to remove it.
- Do not visit alarmist hospitals and medical clinics. In particular, avoid surgery.
- Do not visit alarmist dentists. They can hide explosives in the caveties of your teeth!
- Avoid children. They can be brain-washed by the warmists to become living bombs!
- Always bear arms, in case some psycho warmists attack you and try to force-feed you with a secret bomb!
To be really on the safe side from the insanity of the bat-shit crazy alarmists, we climate realists should all do like the hero John Galt in Atlas Shrugged and escape to a hidden valley where we can live a free life. There we can invent new and fantastic combustion engines and discover new ways to use oil and coal. And meanwhile the ecosuckers that remain in the outside world can mess things up as much as they wish, until they realise their mistakes and start begging on their bare knees for us to come back and lead them in order to save them. "You were right and we were wrong", they will cry. "Please help us!" And then I'm going to tell them: "Ecosuckers, you do not deserve to be rescued." And then they come back again and I tell them: "Ecosuckers, you still do not deserve to be rescued." And when they come back the third time and really crawl in the dirt and weep and cry like bed wetting babies, I tell them: "OK, I will restore prosperity and freedom and democracy, but only if you all promise to do exactly as I tell you and to obey me always and forever." Meanwhile, I have bought all the oil wells and coal mines in the world after the ecosuckers closed them down, and now they have to pay dearly for oil and coal so they don't forget how wrong they were. As the next ice age has started by then, due to oscillations in the iron core of the sun, they will need a lot of oil and coal to stay warm. Their stupid solar panels and wind mills would not work any more!
Gloriosum est iniurias oblivisci.
Baron, I especially liked the tin foil suggestion. But lately, everytime I visit to read your excellent blog science, my monitor gets all wet. Alarmists would say warmer air holds more vapor, but it only happens on your blog. Apple refuses to fix laptops with water damage. Flummoxed!
ReplyDeleteWit's End, do not fear. There is only model water on the screen. As you know, models have nothing to do with reality. Just because the model says there is water, it doesn't mean that there is water. And just because a model says it is getting warming it doesn't mean that it is getting warmer in the real world. Quite the contrary! So your screen is actually dry, and it is actually getting colder.
ReplyDeleteBaron, good to see you and Dr Inferno doing your damndest to expose this explode people plot, which was only to be expected from the warmistas in their plot to take over the world with their CO2 hating ideology.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of people are they that can so hate two harmless atoms? OK, technically three forming one molecule. It's almost religious in significance!
It may interest you to know that I have it on good authority that the human body is mostly water (perhaps Wits End Apple is too?) and one way to flush out any people explode compounds (PEC) is by ingesting pure grain alcohol.
There are of course several other chemical compounds which will do it but unfortunately they're even more hazardous than PEC. However flushing the system through daily with 2 quarts of pure grain alcohol will neutralise any danger of exploding. Adults may require slightly more.
You can't be too careful.
If your boss or anyone else complains about any side effects of the treatment, explain that you're doing your bit to fight the green religious menace and point blank ask them if they're working for the UN or any children exploding communists. Don't be afraid to let anybody know what you're doing. I've had to explain the situation to several employers this week already and it's quite easy.
Hope this helps.
Baron, you have given me an excellent explanation and dare I say, in provoking this analogy to the unreliability of models in faithfully replicating reality, I have done my own little bit to contribute to the honorable pursuit of blog science!
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ReplyDeleteJESUS GODDAM THESE PYROTECHNIC, INCENDIARY, THERMAL FREAK WACK-JOB HEAD CASES!!!!!!!!
GODDAM IT BARON, GODDAM IT I SAY! I SAY GODDAM IT BARON!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS FREAKIN' WORKED UP SINCE PAROLE WAS DENIED THAT SECOND TIME. SHIP ALL THESE CARBON HATERS OFF TO FLIPPIN SATURN'S OUTER RINGS IF THEY HATE HEAT SO MUCH.
GODDAM IT BARON, GODDAMIT BARON!!!!!!
AM I MAKIN' MYSELF CLEAR BARON?
Baron Von, just a technicality... I suppose intercourse with an alarmist is fine as long as it is only "one-way", i.e. you only penetrate the body of the warmist and not the other way round. I have to admit some of these warmist are pretty darn hot, if you know what I mean! Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteJust to make it absolutely clear, in my previous comment I was talking about intercourse with FEMALE warmists... Not with men, noooooo.... That would be unnatural and something the Lord disapproves of...
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Dear P.O.E Slaw,
ReplyDeleteIn a subsequent post I point out that I may have interpreted the video too literally. So it is probably safe for you to be penetrated.
I mean, it is safe from the eco-nazi perspective. It would still be unnatural and the wrath of the Lord would fall upon you and all your descendants for seven times seven generations.
ReplyDeleteI'm just disgusted by the wanton carnage these ecofascists want to impose on us all, without first asking wether or not we wish to join in the fun.
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