Sunday, 24 October 2010

Secret climate conspiracy meeting in Lisbon


The always interesting new blog Whats Up With Watts has a most disturbing revelation about a "secret" symposium of paleoclimatologists (ie people that fake historical climate data). The symposium was clandestinely advertised on a well-hidden web site, so it is apparent that the organizers wanted to hide the fact that the meeting was secret (in other words, the meeting was secretly secret). However, the meeting was not reported in any major media, and that is highly unusual for a scientific event. In addition, the symposium took place in the largely unknown country of Portugal, in the well-concealed city of Lisbon (once a common meeting-place for spies) in September (a month favoured by communists). Indeed, something is very fishy here. To conclude that, it suffices to look at the elaborate and multi-layered webs of deception and subterfuge that were spun by twisted minds in dark chambers to conceal what was going on at this event.
The list of participants is even more suspicious, with Team members such as Michael Mann, Phil Jones, Raymond Bradley and Jonathan Overpeck. It is probably no coincident that all these Teamsters turned up at the symposium. They were certainly up to no good! I bet the main point on the agenda was how "to get rid of the Medieval Warm Period". And were was the suspiciously absent Keith Briffa? What strings was he pulling; behind what pines was he hiding?
On the Symposium web page, one can read:
We propose to revisit the MCA/MWP assimilating widespread and continuous paleoclimatic evidence in a homogeneous way and scale them against recent measured temperatures to allow a meaningful quantitative comparison against the 20th-century pace and magnitude of warming. It is the goal of the organizers to focus attention on this topic, so that the latest results will be considered in the next (fifth) assessment report of the IPCC.
Note the words: "assimilating", "homogeneous", "scale", "quantitative". This all means that they want to manipulate and massage and trick and fudge the data so it shows the desired result (i.e. world governance). And why did they bring up the 5th AR of the ICCCP? What new frauds are they planning this time? What goes on behind the curtains when the Teamsters and their accomplices scheme in the dark back alleys of Lisbon, where even the pick-pockets and harbor prostitutes do not dare to tread? We know that for the First AR, the paleoclimatologist faked a temperature graph which looked like a sickle (symbol of communism). Then for the Third AR, they decided to get rid of the fraudulent sickle graph (did they suspect that the game was up?) and replace it with the equally fraudulent Hockey Stick graph (the Soviet Union had a very successful hockey team). What will the next graph be like? An ice-pick, like the one that was used to murder Trotsky on the orders of Stalin? Clearly they have learned nothing about ethics or how to conceal their intentions.

One thing that we can be certain about, though, is that this Symposium cost the tax-payers in many countries huge amounts of money - money that otherwise could have been used to help starving children. The participants most likely traveled in their private jet planes, and stayed at the most luxurious hotels that the decadent city of Lisbon can offer. We have reasons to believe that the Symposium Banquet offered fried dormice, nightingale tongues and peacock brains, all washed down with copious amounts of Chateau d'Yquem. And what purpose had all the beautiful escort ladies that we also suspect were there? Are we to believe that they were interested in "Coral Records of central tropical Pacific temperature & hydrology during the Medieval Climate Anomaly"? What was that white stuff that I bet was on the team-members' brown noses? Portugal is known for having a very liberal drug legislation. Indeed, it seems like these people are more interested in getting stuffed, laid and high than in doing science. And in order to continue this decadent lifestyle, they need to keep the grant money flowing into their large pockets. And of course, they want to deny the rest of humanity their jet-set life style. They’ve already shown the nefarious depths to which they will stoop and the pressure to keep this charade going has to be immense. Make no mistake, AGW is a big time industry and the investors are not going to give up their investment easy, if ever.

So how can we uncover the truth about this Symposium? We must send FOI-requests to those involved, and then publicize the e-mails (which we obtained in some manner) where they discuss how they can avoid those FOI-requests while stupidly revealing details of their hidden tricks and frauds. We must have hearings in Congress with McIntyre, and we must address this issue on every Climate blog on the internets! The truth must come out!

10 comments:

  1. Two short new climate videos:

    The Skeptics Eleventh Commandment 1:03

    The viewer is requested to guess at the final words of the 11th commandment for skeptics. Hint: it comes from a famous speech by an American politician.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qog4z2lSUCo



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    No Pressure-gate and the Juan Williams Firing 3:26


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOdHcbiGvg

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  2. Ionic disturbances24 October 2010 at 17:59

    Herr Baron,
    (whispering): I can reveal this only to you directly, which is why I communicate by the method of occasional comments on a public, yet stealthy blog.

    (Reverting to a normal, hysterical tone): Here is the next hockey stick! This dastardly plot shows how the deceivers want the end times to play out, as the stick curves over onto itself! We will be in a period of retrograde climatological motion! Hot will become cold, ice will freeze in the summer and thaw in the winter and the population of the Southern Hemisphere (a suspicious lot, if you ask me) will begin to walk on their heads.

    Do not claim that you have not been warned! I suggest you surround yourself with large bottles of water, providing sufficient thermal inertia to your esteemed personage so that you may withstand the coming shocks.

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  3. > [M]oney that otherwise could have been used to help starving children.

    Communists' children don't need our help to starve:

    Cibi condimentum est fames.

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  4. Excellent post Baron! You should have a careful look at the secret program on the hidden web site. They are obvioulsy going to HIDE the MWP in Greenland ice cores:

    16:30 The MWP in Greenland ice core — Bo Vinther

    This Vinther (a pseudonym obviously) person must the one to do the hiding of the real data.

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  5. Sure is fun watching dumb-ass deniers (of which you are numero uno, Baron) go apeshit whenever they hear the term "Medieval Warm Period", sort of like pigs shoving each other going after fresh corn in the barnyard.

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  6. Baron von Monckhofen26 October 2010 at 13:27

    Dear Steve Simpleton,

    I am a humble man. If anybody is numero uno, it is young Anthony Watts.

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  7. Humble eh? Okey dokey. And if Anthony Watts is "young" and "numero uno", then I'm the King of China. God you folks are unbelievably daft...

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  8. Baron von Monckhofen27 October 2010 at 12:46

    Then there is James Delingpole. He is a very clever yound man. Never afraid of speaking the truth, although it might be uncomfortable for certain ears.

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  9. I've always been a little confused by the MWP.

    It's an established cinematic fact that Robin Hood wore tights, yet of any male friends that admit to also wearing them, they claim that it's under their normal clothing to keep warm while working outdoors, on real men's work such as construction, or security.

    Of course, there will always be a percentage covertly trying to get in touch with their feminine side. I just hope they wash their hands frequently.

    I suppose one way therefore to tell if the MWP was cold enough to have to wear tights, or a regional upsurge in liberated manhood would be to check the proponderance of tranny bars mentioned in the Domesday Book (Sherwood Forest area), or search out anecdotal evidence in the writings of Dickens or somesuch.

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  10. jESUS cHRIST WHO DO THESE "SCEINTISTS" THINK THEY ARE? wHILE EVERYBODY HAS TO SUFFER IN THESE TIMES OF cRISIS THEY ARE JUST PARTYING IN TROPICAL COUNTRIES SUCH AS lISBON WITH MONEY FROM HARD-WORKING TAX PAYERS LIKE MYSELF!!! wHILE I HAVE TO SUFFER HERE IN THE COLD!!! wHAT "gLOBAL wARMING" ANYWAY??? agw IS JUST AN OPINION AND THERE ARE OTHER OPINIONS!!! tHEY SHOULD ALSO PAY ME TO GO TO lISBON TO MEET OTHER BLOG SCIENTISTS AND ENJOY THE GOOD FOOD AND WINE AND GIRLS!!! aND YOU, mR. sIMPSON, PLEASE DO NOT POLLUTE THE GOOD bARON'S BLOG WITH YOUR FILTH!!! i NEVER LIKED THE sIMPSONS ANYWAY!!!

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