Alarmistic blogging climate scientist: 10 C climate sensitivity possible

A hyper-alarmistic blogging climate scientist has claimed that a climate sensitivity of 10 C is possible! This is outrageous - this is twice of what even the insane IPCC bureaucrats consider plausible in their fevered imaginations! How are we ever to rebuild the public's trust in climate science in the light of such hysterical scare-mongering? How are we ever going to be reconciliated with the watermelons and bed-wetting chicken littles if they go on like this? Argh!
Personally, I'm sure that climate sensitivity is between -1 and 1 C, with a confidence of 10% (because we don't really know anything about how the climate works). So I'm feeling quite safe, except for the coming ice age but that would be natural!

Video detected: Warmists blow up realists in violent ad hominem attacks!

An on-line video has been discovered which reveals the terrible plans of the warmists to eliminate anybody that questions their AGW dogma. This is far worse that the Spanish Inquisition!

As Lubos Motl, always a bulwark of sanity and rationality against the mouth-foaming lunacy of the eco-fascists, comments:

Is there any exaggeration in the movie at all? Maybe, the climate alarmists really want to scare the ordinary people to death - make them think that they will be killed if they openly display the skepticism. What will you do, the ordinary people? Are you scared? Well, believe me, children would surely be scared.
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Jamie Glover, a boy who was the first male to explode in the video, was told that he had to be sacrificed to save the world. What did he say afterwards?

Jamie Glover, the child-actor who plays the part of Philip and gets blown up, has similarly few qualms: "I was very happy to get blown up to save the world." The public reaction to the film will be fascinating - please add yours below.

You see that there's no qualitative difference in their methods of brainwashing of the children between the greens and the conventional Islamic jidhadists. They're ready to sacrifice their life for the "highest value". Compare Jamie's answer with the Arabic hit song, "When We Die As Martyrs".

So what can we climate realists do to protect us from this mad plan of annihilation? For starters, we can observe that the victims were made exploding by something planted inside their bodies. Thus, we climate realists and martyrs for Truth must prevent the alarmists from putting anything inside our body cavities. We can achieve this by taking the following precautionary steps:

• Do not eat anything cooked by an alarmist. To be on the safe side, only eat meat because alarmists don't like to cook meat.


• Do not have any sexual intercourse with any alarmist, in particular not involving any kinds of "toys" that can be inserted into any of your orifices.


• Make sure to protect yourself while you are sleeping, lest the alarmists sneak into your bed room and put explosives in your mouth. I recommend covering your face in tin foil. It makes a noise when the alarmists try to remove it.


• Do not visit alarmist hospitals and medical clinics. In particular, avoid surgery.


• Do not visit alarmist dentists. They can hide explosives in the caveties of your teeth!


• Avoid children. They can be brain-washed by the warmists to become living bombs!


• Always bear arms, in case some psycho warmists attack you and try to force-feed you with a secret bomb!

To be really on the safe side from the insanity of the bat-shit crazy alarmists, we climate realists should all do like the hero John Galt in Atlas Shrugged and escape to a hidden valley where we can live a free life. There we can invent new and fantastic combustion engines and discover new ways to use oil and coal. And meanwhile the ecosuckers that remain in the outside world can mess things up as much as they wish, until they realise their mistakes and start begging on their bare knees for us to come back and lead them in order to save them. "You were right and we were wrong", they will cry. "Please help us!" And then I'm going to tell them: "Ecosuckers, you do not deserve to be rescued." And then they come back again and I tell them: "Ecosuckers, you still do not deserve to be rescued." And when they come back the third time and really crawl in the dirt and weep and cry like bed wetting babies, I tell them: "OK, I will restore prosperity and freedom and democracy, but only if you all promise to do exactly as I tell you and to obey me always and forever." Meanwhile, I have bought all the oil wells and coal mines in the world after the ecosuckers closed them down, and now they have to pay dearly for oil and coal so they don't forget how wrong they were. As the next ice age has started by then, due to oscillations in the iron core of the sun, they will need a lot of oil and coal to stay warm. Their stupid solar panels and wind mills would not work any more!

Gloriosum est iniurias oblivisci.

The alarmists are desperate!

The NOAA launches yet another vicious ad hominem attack in their August report about global temperatures. In a transparent attempt to frighten and intimidate, they publish maps and graphs with a lot of red in them, like this one:

And this one:

And they write alarmist tripe like:

•For January–August 2010, the global combined land and ocean surface temperature of 14.7°C (58.5°F) tied with 1998 as the warmest January–August period on record. This value is 0.67°C (1.21°F) above the 20th century average.

The warmists must really be getting desperate. Their cheating and manipulations were laid bare by the Climategate scandal, and their watermelon (green on the outside, red on the inside) scam is falling apart faster than a house of cards in a snowstorm. They publish rubbish like this only to divert the attention from "Mike's trick to hide the decline in global temperatures" and from Andrew Montford's recently published and devastating investigation into the Climategate inquiries. That the grant-grabbing people at NOAA resort to such desperate measures and ad hominem attacks is evidence that we climate realists are winning the hearts and minds of people all over the world.

Vincit omnia veritas.