"Lord Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley etc gives a warmist a good whipping

A warmist extermist by the name of John Abraham, from some Papist Bible college, has made an attempt to smear Lord Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, curer of HIV, MS and the common cold, victor of the Falklands War and vanquisher of Al Gore, with a very boring power point presentation. Poor Abraham obviously didn't realise that he was up against somebody with ten, nay fifty, times his own intellectual capacity! Lord Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, curer of HIV, MS and the common cold, victor of the Falklands War and vanquisher of Al Gore gives him a really good verbal whipping, and Abrahams is now crawling back under the fungus-infested stone that he came from, wimpering like a little puppy-dog. For your entertainment and enlightenment, dear reader - here are some choice pieces from Monckton's thorough and gracious thrashing of Abraham.

John Abraham, a lecturer in fluid mechanics at a bible-college in Minnesota has recently issued – and widely disseminated – a hilariously mendacious 83-minute attempted rebuttal of a speech by me about the climate last October in St. Paul, Minnesota.
So unusual is this attempt to actually meet us in argument, and so venomously ad-hominem are Abraham’s artful puerilities, that climate-extremist bloggers everywhere have circulated them and praised them to the warming skies.

My comment: yes, it is so typical of the warmocommunists to use ad hominem!

Abraham’s approach is novel. He’s saying not that I got one thing wrong but that I got just about everything wrong. And how plausible is that?

My comment: it is vanishingly unlikely!

Why has it taken Abraham so long to cobble together his ramblings?
The answer – and, as I shall show, it is the right one – is that his deliberately dishonest personal attack on my integrity and reputation is an ingenious fiction, he knows it, and he has therefore had to go to some elaborate and time-consuming lengths to conceal the steps he has taken to hide the truth and make this nonsense look plausible.

My comment: and because Abraham is slow like a Soviet tractor! Which proves that he is a communist!

The truth is that the first graph, plainly labeled “scienceandpublicpolicy.org”, is the SPPI’s well-known global-temperature index, compiled monthly from four separate global-temperature datasets, as Abraham well knew because I explained in my talk. It was not a NOAA graph, and was not labeled as such. Naturally, therefore, it differed at some points from the NOAA graph.

My comment: what boundless ignorance! Has Abraham never heard about the famous SPPI global-temperature index?

The graph was plainly labeled “UAH”, which – as a mere Bible-College lecturer in fluid mechanics might not know, but anyone with any real knowledge of climate science would of course know – is the University of Alabama at Huntsville, one of only two organizations producing regularly-published satellite-based global temperature records.

My comment: Ha ha ha! Maybe you should try to learn at least a tenth of what the Viscount knows about climate science. But that would probably take you a life-time, Johnny-boy!

Well, I could go on. And on and on. And on and on and on.

My comment: yes, indeed the highly esteemed Viscount could practically go on for ever!

Just about every one of the 115 slides presented by Abraham in his shoddy little piece of lavishly-funded venom contains serious, serial, material errors, exaggerations, or downright lies. All I have been able to do here is to give you some flavor of how unscientific, inaccurate, and deliberately mendacious Abraham’s video is.

Now you will understand why I have already initiated the process of having Abraham hauled up before whatever academic panel his Bible College can muster, to answer disciplinary charges of wilful academic dishonesty amounting to gross professional misconduct unbecoming a member of his profession.

My comment: Serves him right! And as Lord Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, curer of HIV, MS and the common cold, victor of the Falklands War and vanquisher of Al Gore is an independent scientist without any corrupting government-funding there is no way that Abraham can counter-report him in order to harass him!


Abe, baby, if you present yourself as “a scientist” – as you do throughout your talk – then it is as a scientist that you will be judged and found lamentably wanting. You may like to get your apology and retraction in early: for I am a Christian too, and will respond kindly to timely repentance.

My comment: Don't try to play with the big boys, you little bedwetter! Lord Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, curer of HIV, MS and the common cold, victor of the Falklands War and vanquisher of Al Gore, is a real scientist, something you can never aspire to be!