Gates galore

Numerous like sand in the desert are the different scandals that have been shaking the global warming establishment the past year. A very clever person came up with attaching the suffix "-gate" to each one of these outrageousities, in rembemberance of the Watergate scandal when Nixon (famous for his enviromentalist inclinations) broke into the Republican headquarters.

The current avalanche of gates started with Climate-gate, and then it went on from there, like a card-house falling apart when you torch it with napalm. Woossh! For your benefit, I have compiled the most comprehensive list of Climate gates on the Internet. It includes past, present and future gates.

Remember that one single gate was enough to end the presidency of Nixon. Then imagine the unstoppable force of the more than 150 gates (including sub-gates) I have listed here. I even add more of them as I write this. Anybody who sees this list must think: "Oh boy, how may gates! Global warming cannot be true!" If enough people read this list, we will win the war against climate science! Then we will be the consensus! It is simple blog science logic.

Hannibal ante portas!

1. Africa-gate



2. Alaska-gate



3. An Inconventient Truth-gate



4. Amazon-gate



5. America-gate



6. Antarctic-fortress-gate



7. Antarctic sea-gate



8. Asia-gate



9. Asphalt-gate



10. Australia-gate



11. Bangladesh-gate



12. Barbecue-gate



13. Bedwetting-gate



14. Big butt Gore-gate



15. Bondage-gate



16. Boot-cleaning manual-gate



17. Bill-gates (Ha ha ha, this is only a joke. And a precaution.)



18. Blubber-gate



19. Bull-gate



20. Censorship-gate



21. Centaur-gate



22. China-gate



23. Chicken-gate



24. Climate Camp-gate



25. Climate-gate, with sub-gates:
    
    
    
    1. Trick-gate
    
    
    2. Hide the decline-gate
    
    
    3. Travesty-gate
    
    
    4. Harry-gate
    
    
    5. Harry's brother-gate
    
    
    6. Harry's sister-gate
    
    
    7. Harry's wife-gate
    
    
    8. Harry's wife's lover-gate
    
    
    9. Fudge-gate
    
    
    10. Chocolate-gate
    
    
    11. Beer-gate
    
    
    12. Evil idol-gate
    
    
    13. Missing emails-gate
    
    
    14. Smoke-gate
    
    



26. Cow-gate



27. Crack cocaine for paleoclimatologists-gate



28. CRU data deletion-gate



29. CRU human sacrifice-gate



30. Crumbs in the bed-gate



31. Death star defense-gate



32. Dinosaur-gate



33. Dirty underwear-gate



34. Dog-ate it-gate



35. Dog peed on carpet-gate



36. Discernable influence-gate



37. Drought-gate



38. Duck-gate



39. Dutch-gate



40. Europe-gate



41. Fat Gore-gate



42. Five-star WWF-gate



43. Finland-gate



44. Flooded house-gate



45. FOI-gate



46. Football-gate



47. Fraud-gate



48. Fungus-gate



49. Gatekeeping-gate



50. GISS Metar-gate



51. Gol-gate



52. Gore refuses to debate Monckton-gate



53. Gore is fat-gate



54. Gore private jet-gate



55. Gore weighs a lot-gate



56. Godzilla-gate



57. Golden gate-gate



58. Golf club-gate



59. Greenpeace-gate



60. Greens too yellow to admit they are red-gate



61. Hamster-gate



62. Hansen 1930s hot-gate and 1988 hearings



63. Herring-gate



64. Himalayas-gate



65. Hitler Jugend(jewish)-gate



66. Hockey-stick-gate



67. Hole in my bucket-gate



68. Holland-gate



69. Holy cow-gate



70. Horror fish-gate



71. Horse-head-gate



72. Hurricane-gate



73. ICCCP mind control-gate



74. ICCCP and M Jackson-gate



75. Ice-gate



76. Iceland-gate



77. Islam-gate



78. Janet Jackson Super Bowl-gate



79. Jesus Paper-gate



80. Kitten-gate



81. Lizard-gate



82. Kilimanjaro-gate



83. Lost sock-gate



84. Malaria-gate



85. Manchurian candy-gate



86. McIntyre is not treated with enough respect-gate



87. Mega-mansion-gate



88. Media-gate



89. Met Office computer-gate



90. Minotaur-gate



91. Netherlands-gate



92. Nosepicking-gate



93. NASA/NCDC bad data-gate



94. NASA fake email leak-gate



95. NASA intentionally crash their own satellite-gate



96. NASA booze and hookers-gate



97. News-gate



98. New Zealand-gate



99. NOAA adjustment-gate



100. NOAA/GISS data selection-gate



101. NOAA/GISS do something with their data-gate



102. NYT alarmism-gate



103. Obesity-gate



104. Outrageous-gate



105. Overpeck-gate



106. Oxbourgh-gate



107. Pacman-gate



108. Pachauri-gate



109. Peer-review-gate 1



110. Peer-review-gate 2



111. Pig-gate



112. Pokemon-gate



113. Polar bear-gate



114. Porn(hard)-gate



115. Porn(soft)-gate



116. Press-gate



117. Prison-gate



118. Propaganda-gate



119. Rahmstorf-gate



120. Reef-gate



121. Reptilians from space-gate



122. Revelle-gate



123. Russia-gate



124. Satanistic rites in ICCCP compound-gate



125. Scam-gate



126. Scandal in Bohemia-gate



127. Sinatra-gate



128. Solar-gate



129. Soviet-gate



130. Spears-gate



131. Stationery-gate



132. Stasi-gate



133. Stern-gate



134. Sting-gate



135. Stop reading this now-gate



136. Student dissertation-gate



137. Surface stations-gate



138. Teddy bear-gate



139. Teletubbies-gate



140. Terrorist-gate



141. Thurman-gate



142. Titanic sinking-gate



143. Toad-gate



144. Travolta-gate



145. UNEP-gate



146. Universe-gate



147. UN natural disasters-gate



148. UN supernatural disasters-gate



149. Uncut toe nails-gate



150. Ursus-gate



151. Venus-gate



152. Volcano ash plume-gate



153. Watermelon-gate



154. What the f**k-gate



155. Whitewater-gate



156. Wide waist Gore-gate



157. Will it never end-gate



158. World-gate



159. X-box 360 gate



160. Yamal-gate



161. Zebra-gate