The previous post about the Heartlend Institute issuing an apology was a fake. I did not write it. Somebody else must have sneaked in while I had left my computer on and entered that horrible piece of trash. Those eco-fascist traffic lights - to green to yellow that they are red - stop at nothing before they have destroyed all of human civilization! But this shameless forgery will be the final nail in the rotten and worm-ridden coffin of the bloated global warming alarmist corpse! Ha!
I have this to say to the shameless person who perpetrated this crime.
Baron von Monckhofen views the malicious and fraudulent manner in which this Fake Post was put on his blog, as providing the basis for civil actions against those who put it there. Baron von Monckhofen fully intends to pursue all possible actionable civil remedies to the fullest extent of the law.
Baron von Monckhofen respectfully demands: (1) that the responsible person removes the Fake Post from Baron von Monckhofen 's web site; (2) that the same person remove from Baron von Monckhofen 's web site all posts that refer or relate in any manner to the Fake Post ; (3) that the same person removes from Baron von Monckhofen 's web site any and all quotations from the Fake Post; (4) that the same person publishes retractions on Baron von Monckhofen's web site of prior postings; and (5) that same person removes all such documents from Baron von Monckhofen's server.
One obvious suspect in the Heartlend Post Fakery case -- and this is just my speculation -- is one of my ex wifes, Olga. Olga is a committed alarmist rent-seeker who seems quite bitter.
Given the confusion over the ferocity of the disputed documents and blog posts (or is that "veracity"? I get the two mixed up), it obviously seems that nothing publishated by anyone is trustable. So I created a couple of solutions for covering my mass when it comes to authenticating what I publishate.
ReplyDelete1) Nothing publishated under my name is real, unless I confirm it to you in my personal presence. That's right, you have to come visit me to find out what's true. That amount of travel might be costly, but that's your problem. If you aren't well-off enough to fly here*, why should I care to talk to you.
2) Everything I do publishate is guaranteed true when publishated, but not afterwards. Therefore, by the time you read this blog comment, I will be able to plausibly disown it.
I don't ask everyone else to do this as well. After all, if everyone else did, it could plunge the planet into a new economic dark age. I just arrogate to myself the right to do it.
* I don't need to tell you where I am. Anyone I trust already knows my location.
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Personally, "Baron", I find it suspicious that after so many months of absence you suddenly, out of the blue, publish some warmist crap on this once so eminent blog, and then in one fluent move you distance yourself from it right away. How can we trust you now, "Baron"? How do we know it's really you? How can we know this "Olga" (or should I say "Algo(re)"?) really exists? And most importantly, HOW MUCH DID "THEY" PAY YOU?
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